Comic Book Reviews: Norsemen – the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
March 6th, 2010 CommentsCategories: Comic Book Reviews, Reviews, Sam Christopher
By Sam Christopher
Going to jump around a little here. I wrote these in this order, and the final ish in this set came out this Wednesday but it seemed to fit here.
First, Loki finally begins to show his true colors in earnest in Thor #607. While I don’t about Knut, I seriously doubt Heimdall’s dead. And I’m frankly not happy at all with Asgard being dragged into this Dark Reign crap through the Siege storyline in the first place (have I mentioned that before?). But I did enjoy the Hogun and Fandral bantering about the disappearance of Volstagg, and the jail scene with the Voluminous One on the webcam from Broxton is hysterically funny. I also loved them having Kelda go to Bill’s home to inform his father of the death; there’s a short story there I’d love to read sometime. Have to admit I did like the comic itself overall, until the end. I will say, too, having had this thought while I watched Loki be the God of Evil he is here: If all this DR stuff turns out to be some huge master plan by Loki himself and that’s why Norman Osborne has gotten away with some of the things he has of late then maybe it will have somehow been worthwhile. Only other problem I’m seeing is that Loki has to have gone too far here. When all this ends and The Heroic Age they’re already advertising begins how’s he going to keep from being put down. He’s committed yet another wanton murder, this time stabbing a blind old man in the back, and attempted to murder (because I really do not believe that Heimdall’s actually gone) the single, to my mind at least, most important defender of the gods beyond Thor himself. I just see no way he walks away from all this carnage he has instigated.
Next, Ivan Brandon’s and Nic Klein’s great story ends its first “season” in Viking #5. The brothers, Egil and Finn, having kidnapped King Bram the Quiet and the Princess Annikki, are holed up in a cave, trying to figure out what to do. Annikki tends to the wounded brother, having some knowledge of medicine and being compassionate enough to help. Her father would not be so inclined. Without giving too much away, I see great tragedy in the tradition of all Norse legend shaping up here, provided this tale runs long enough and this creative team keeps on it. Together, these two men have a voice and a vision that gives this type of story a verve that really runs. Again, my only gripe is with the size of the book itself—Golden Age was cool, in the Golden Age. I get the mindset of it, though, the statement that book size makes. Just can’t say enough about this book, really.
And we end with the worst of the bunch. The Mighty Avengers #34 brings the “Loki as Scarlet Witch” story to a head as newly-appointed Scientist Supreme Hank Pym captures the Trickster God at the Asgardian “Island of Silence” (which is kind of an odd place for Loki to vacation when you think of it; kind of like Frank Morris summering at Alcatraz) only to have Pietro take over the controls. Quicksilver—who didn’t know about Loki’s deception and thought this Wanda was his actual sis until this very ish—attempts to force a confession from Loki by torture. It’s all very Gitmo, but also very wrong-headed and stupid. Loki sends out a psychic call for help to his brother Thor, who has endured Loki’s insults and insidious plans for centuries. Thor has been the object of all manner of personal hatred and murder plans at the hands of his adoptive brother Loki for millennia, actually; he has seen, and thwarted at great
personal peril, Loki’s plans to murder their father Odin so that Loki could seize control of Asgard. So Thor, knowing all of this and more, shows up to find his friends the Avengers holding the God of Lies and Mischief in a place the gods of Asgard themselves had once imprisoned Loki… and immediately takes Loki’s side. Granted, since his return to the Marvel Universe, Thor has seen that things have changed. He has been at odds with his former BHFF (Best Human Friend Forever) Tony Stark and has been shown to not be at all happy with the way most of his fellow “heroes” have comported themselves generally. But for him to show and leap to Loki’s defense—especially when Loki at one point admits to being the cause of all this through his own deceit—is just ridiculous. But the worst part of this particular story to me is Thor’s moronic assertion that by capturing the antagonist Loki Pym is somehow assuming “the right to judge the gods– <Thor’s> people”. What did Thor expect in this situation? I could see his not being thrilled with Quicksilver maybe (and you’ll notice I haven’t asked anything about Pietro’s sudden power boost here— “outracing lightning bolts since puberty”?) but to be angry with anyone for merely defending themselves from an attacker is beneath the dignity of a god who prides himself on instilling self-reliance in his followers. But even if Thor thought a god was necessary in this case Hercules was there.
But that’s not really the overriding problem I had here, as there’s an idea expressed here that actually transcends this tale and branches into a lot of the Thor stories I’ve seen, especially lately. When Thor was first re-imagined for inclusion in the Marvel Universe back in the ‘60s, he was much more superhero than Norse god. Yes, they gave us his extended family and the city of Asgard but even with that—as with the later introduction of Hercules and the Greek Gods—he was still much more human than god in portrayal. They explained this by offering connections to Earth as much as Asgard in him, and even thouogh they would sometimes hint at more godly pursuits, they still kept him grounded to mortals and bonded as much to the Avengers as to the Asgardians. That, I guess, is what’s always made it so easy to overlook the fact that, as a millennia-old god, most of the things that we mortals find so very important just can’t mean very much to Thor in the grand scheme of things. But now they’ve chosen to play up his godhood, remove him from many of the human concerns he had in the past even while reasserting his connections to the very human Dr. Donald Blake. And, to me, while it may seem that the earlier more human Thor would be more likely to side with the Avengers here than the current portrayal, I would submit that the more experienced, more godly Thor could never believe his brother wasn’t ultimately responsible for whatever perfidy he was accused of. In essence, I’m saying that the more godly Thor is the guy who broke Loki’s arm in Walt Simonson’s last ish. They could have saved this whole story by having an epilogue of Thor explaining to Loki that he wouldn’t allow the Avengers to judge a god but that he—Thor—had no problem judging and punishing Loki himself… and then breaking Loki’s legs. I miss Walt Simonson’s Thor, and I’m really hoping he returns in Marvel’s promised “Heroic Age”.






















