Axiom's Edge Science Fiction and Fantasy

Those crazy guys at Jones Soda did it before with their Limited Edition Dungeons and Dragons Sodas and now they are adding a supernatural bent to carbonated beverages once again!  Pull out your cross and sharpen up those spikes because it’s time to do some vampire hunting with Jones’ Buffy The Vampire Slayer Sodas.  What better way to pump yourself up for some vampire exterminating than by throwing back a bottle of Buffy’s Blue Bubblegum soda or Willow’s Green Apple Witch’s Brew?  And there’s also Dawn’s A Centaur Root Beer, Xander’s Strawberry Lime Elixir, Twilight’s Old Moon Orange & Cream, and Gile’s Grape Potion.  But order yours now, because these are limited editions and when they have gone to the grave there will be no more!

The makers of Jones Pure Cane Soda have done it again!  Polish up your armor, sharpen that blade, memorize those spells, and buy your iron rations because you will want to head out on a new campaign with a six-pack of Jones Dungeons and Dragons soda.  How can you possibly pass up on the sweet nectar of these six potions: Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer, Illithid Brain Juice, Sneak Attack, Potion of Healing, Dwarven Draught, and Eldritch Blast?  These will run you $10.99 for a six-pack and $18.99 for a twelve-pack, but you know you have some treasure stashed away that you can use to get these indispensable campaign necessities!  But you better hurry, because these are available for that dreaded “limited time only”, and after that you will have to conjure up some magic to replenish these potions!  So place your order today and taste the magic!

Iron Man 2 (CD/DVD)

Iron Man 2 hits theaters this weekend and what better group to provide the soundtrack to the Heavy Metal hero than one of the founding bands of the New Wave of Heavy Metal – AC/DC?  This CD contains fifteen of the bands best songs and also comes with a companion DVD that contains over 50 minutes of music videos and behind the scenes footage.  Also included is a 32-page book with photos of the band, Iron Man 2 film scenes, and liner notes by David Fricke (of Rolling Stone magazine).  So get ready to get Thunderstruck by the sequel by cranking it up some of the best songs from AC/DC’s multi-decade career as legends of Heavy Metal!  Buy it now from Amazon.com.

The soundtrack is also available in a special Collector’s Edition which includes the CD and DVD along with an oversized hardcover book with foil stamped cover and 32-page booklet featuring liner notes by David Fricke.  It also includes an exclusive, limited edition reprint of The Invincible Iron Man Vol. 1, #1 (1968) comic book with a custom AC/DC variant cover by John Romita, Jr. and back cover cartoon by Angus Young.  Also, a poster and stickers.

And go to Amazon.com to check out their full selection of Iron Man 2 products

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Special Edition DVD) (2001)

From the Back Cover: The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to Earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining Kung-fu action with Biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humor, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it’s a musical? This sure ain’t Sunday school.

Buy it now from Amazon.com while supplies last!

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And while you’re at it, how can you possibly pass up

Cannibal! The Musical: 13th Anniversary Edition (1996)

Amazon.com Product Description: Before there was South Park, there was Trey Parker’s macabre musical comedy masterpiece Cannibal the Musical! Based on the legend of Colorado Cannibal Alferd Packer, Cannibal the Musical tells Packer’s version of what really happened when he and a group of gold diggers embarked on their fateful trip into the Rocky Mountains. Gruesomely gory, savagely satirical and painfully funny, Cannibal the Musical, which also stars South Park s co-creator Matt Stone, stands as a predecessor to what would come next for Parker and Stone, and features several in-jokes that would become part of the South Park legacy! Cannibal the Musical has become a worldwide cult sensation to rival The Rocky Horror Picture Show, inspiring stage revivals and sing-along screenings all over the world!

This 2-Disc Special Anniversary Edition contains over an hour of new, in depth interviews with Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Jason McHugh, two full-length commentary tracks including the infamous ‘Inebriated’ commentary track, never-before-seen deleted scenes, production stills, and much more!