The Must-Watch List: Conan The Barbarian
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Directed by: John Milius
Produced by: Dino de Laurentis
Written by: Robert E. Howard (creator), John Milius (screenplay)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Mako
Original Release: 1982
Reviewed by: James Marshall
Rating: 4 ½ out of 5 Stars
Synopsis: Conan sits rapt as his father tells him the riddle of steel, that although no one’s word can be trusted, steel you can trust. Life and death is Conan’s boyhood world, and this proves true when raiders come and wipe out his entire village. His father is killed and Conan is left to watch his mother beheaded by Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones), the raiders’ charismatic warlord. Conan is lead away as a boy slave and chained to the Wheel of Pain. Years pass and he grows strong behind the giant milling machine, then he is taken to fight as a slave gladiator. His victories grow numerous until, for untold reasons, his master sets him free. Beset by wolves he discovers a sword and encounters an evil witch who tells him where he may find the cult of Set, snake worshippers linked to the raiders who killed his parents. He meets Subotai (Gerry Lopez), an archer and thief, and together, after meeting Valeria (Sandahl Bergman), another thief, they infiltrate a tower of Set and steal what they can. Their audacious caper gives them wealth and the attention of King Osric (Max von Sydow), the city’s ruler, whose daughter has gone with Thulsa Doom to his far off mountain fortress. Though romantically engaged with Valeria the vengeful Conan sets off alone to the fortress and is captured while attempting its infiltration. He is beaten by Thulsa’s two bodyguard generals, then admonished by Thulsa himself and crucified on a lone tree out in the desert. Subotai finds him and with the help of a wizard Valeria heals him. Soon the three thieves return for the King’s daughter. Inside the mountain fortress they take the princess and fight a fearsome battle, devastating the sanctity of Thulsa’s inner temple. While the thieves flee with the princess on horseback Thulsa lets fly a snake-arrow which pierces Valeria who soon dies in Conan’s arms. Another great battle takes place in the open with Conan triumphant, and he again returns to the mountain, ends Thulsa’s life, and destroys the fortress with fire, thus ending the snake cult.
Review/Comments: “That which does not kill us makes us stronger,” Friedrich Nietzsche’s own words open the film, accented by the pouring of molten metal, the casting and hammering of a steel blade, the forging of a sword. Schwarzenegger linked these together when he said that’s how Milius develops his characters – he casts them and then pounds them into shape. The analogy fits, Conan is a remarkable movie of character development and equally accomplished with its storytelling and directing.
Far from pushing phantasmagorical wizardry, Conan is not only subtle, it’s deep. The riddle of steel is a fable a man in Conan’s world could truly live by. Yes, there is the extreme; we witness magic in numerous forms, from the demonic spirit of the witch whistling through the air as a fireball, to Thulsa Doom’s morphing into a giant anaconda. But much of Conan is grounded in reality, and the leap of faith one must take to believe the magic is just close enough to reality to remain utterly captivating.
The cinematography is tried and true, far from outlandish or even unusually creative. Through mostly standard shots, Milius’s tells a bold, heroic tale that touches our sensitivities while displaying a stark brutality. There’s a historical foundation to Conan’s imaginary world, and Milius worked hard on proving it to the audience. The symbology of snakes, the talk of elemental gods, even the realistic attire lend to a well-developed, believable world. Every item fits the time and the place, despite all of it being make-believe. Steel, as discovered in the archeological record, has only been around for some 4,000 years, yet Milius would have us believe Conan’s world was alive 10,000 years before recorded history. It doesn’t really matter, since watching Conan is far more fun than history.
When it was released the critics who panned Conan as a run-of-the-mill sword & sandal flick completely misjudged the film. Conan has nothing to do with the ancient Greeks or Romans, and its theme and intensity is more closely akin to Apocalypse Now, about a rogue officer turned cult king, than say Harryhausen’s stop motion foray into Greek mythology The Clash of the Titans. It stands on top in the sword & sorcery genre too, compared to its contemporaries like The Beastmaster, an entertaining though far less involved film, or The Sword and the Sorcerer, which goes very well with popcorn and soda pop.
Conan stands above the rest not only in its visuals and storytelling but also in its music. Basil Poledouris crafted the movie score, and its classically orchestrated melodies fit Conan’s world as if the scenes were written for the music and not the other way around. Heart pounding timpani resonates with Conan’s heroism, brash brass expresses his strength, lilting violins and small cymbals speak of his tenderness, and the epic expanses are brought out in sweeping symphony. In all Poledouris has conjured an exceptional score.
So what is so deep about this movie? It starts with the riddle of steel and the underlying truth in its maxim, for what is more trustworthy in a cruel and ruthless world other than cold, unforgiving steel? We find the answer to this perplexing question in a most unexpected source. “Steel isn’t strong, boy, flesh is stronger,” are the words of Thulsa Doom. It is the power of one man’s will over others’, Thulsa’s power over the flesh, his utmost charisma that is siphoning malleable minds to his snake cult.
The words of Thulsa Doom speak to human nature, our desire for something greater than ourselves, and the willingness of those not strong in their own minds to blindly follow a brilliant charismatic. Is Thulsa brilliant? Absolutely – but nonetheless evil. The last encounter between Conan and Thulsa Doom is pure genius in how Thulsa nearly succeeds in manipulating Conan with his words – listen once more to what Doom says to Conan.
There is another unspoken side to this as well. It is the bond of loyalty and friendship that is the power of the flesh, for we see that proven time and again in Conan’s world. Steel is used as a tool between these greater forces where the bonds of friendship are pitted against the snake cult of charisma.
Is Conan deep? Think about it.
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